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Sample: Title; rating (out of 4); principal setting; year of release; international co-producer (if any); cast; description; scriptwriter; director; content warning; running time.
HICKEY AND CO. *
* setting: USA.
(1987) (/U.S.) Zach Galligan, Nicholas Rowe, Albert
Schultz, Tony Van Bridge, Edward Herrmann, David Orth, Stephen Baldwin,
Josh Hamilton, Hans Engel, Cindy Preston (a.k.a. Cyndy Preston).....Hickey
and the gang continue their series of mischievious pranks and schemes at
their boarding school. Third and final Hickey comedy (following The
Return of Hickey) is like its predecessors: handsome, but dry, rambling
and not very funny. Co-produced with American PBS. sc: Jan Jaffe Kahn (from
the Lawrenceville Stories by Owen Johnson). dir: Allan A. Goldstein. 90
min.
HIDDEN AGENDA a.k.a. Secret
Agenda
THE HIDDEN ROOM (TV Series)Good-looking, technically well-put together TV series was so low-key as to lack much dramatic punch, with obvious plots, and endings that just kind of fizzled-out. Set in the U.S. (natch) and starring the usual American no-stars, although occasionally episodes slipped through featuring Canucks -- and not just expatriates, but genuine home-bodies! Best bets: the comical "Rogue in the Bathroom" with Sheila McCarthy as a bored housewife and Brent Carver very good as her fantasies come to life...an episode not as cloying as it sounds. 33 half-hour episodes originally shown in Canada on First Choice (The Movie Network), though not taking advantage of that venue -- the episodes were standard PG-fare. |
Hide and Seek *
* 1/2 setting: Ont.
(1984) Bob Martin, Ingrid Veninger, Dave Patrick,
John Friesen, Alan Scarfe .....High school computer genius (Martin)
discovers a computer program he wrote years ago has attained consciousness
and is now dangerously out of control. O.K. hour long suspense drama is
obviously a poor man's "WarGames", but not bad. Made for For
the Record. sc: Barry Wexler (from the novel The Adolescence of
P-1 by Thomas J. Ryan) dir: Rene Bonniere.
HIGH BALLIN' *
*
(1978) (/U.S.) Peter Fonda, Jerry Reed, Helen Shaver,
Chris Wiggins, Chris Longevin, David Ferry.....Some independent truckers
(Fonda and Reed) butt-heads with road pirates who're trying to scare them
out of business. Fairly inane action pic might appeal to truckers because
of the premise. It seems to be set in Canada but everyone talks like they're
in the southern U.S. sc: Paul Edwards (story Richard Robinson, Stephen
Schneck). dir: Peter Carter. 100 min. (video)
THE HIGH COUNTRY
* * setting: CDN.
(1981) Timothy Bottoms, Linda Purl.....An escaped
city-bred convict (Bottoms) joins up with a mildly retarded runaway (Purl)
who knows how to live off the land, and they take off into the wilderness.
Awkward serio-comic flick suffers because Bottoms' character remains largely
obnoxious for most of the film. It improves as it goes along, but a couple
of attempted-rape scenes -- handled glibly! -- don't make the film any
more appealing. Nice scenery. sc: Bud Townsend. dir: Harvey Hart. - casual
male nudity, brief female nudity.- 101 min. (video)
High Country * * setting:
Alt.
(1992) Jessica Steen, Kenneth Welsh, Dean McDermott,
Jackson Davies..... While dealing with poachers, and worried her boyfriend
might be involved, a game warden (Steen) clashes with her estranged dad
(Welsh). Flat, uninspired hour long drama, though the moutainous scenery
is nice. This CBC-aired drama served as a vague forerunner to the Global
TV series Destiny Ridge. (video)
HIGH STAKES *
1/2 setting: B.C.
(1986) David Foley, Roberta Weiss, Jackson Davies,
Winston Rekert, Alex Diakun, Blu Mankuma, Jack Webster.....Bumbling,
wanna-be reporter (Foley, before the cult success of the Kids
in the Hall comedy troupe) investigates the link between a mobster
and neo-Nazis, with the help of the mobster's girlfriend (Weiss). One almost
needs a standardized checklist to simplify the review of Canadian comedies:
unfunny (check), mean-spirited (check), sophomoric (check), annoying fantasy/dream
sequences (check), etc. There's actually a plot here, which is a plus,
but it's poorly structured and developed. It's supposed to be set in Canada
(wow!) but the call letters of the TV station are American (?). Webster
is the well-known commentator and look for TV personality/director Ron
Oliver as a reporter near the beginning. sc: Bryan McCann, John Sheppard.
dir: Larry L. Kent. - violence.- 81 min.
HIGH TIDE (TV Series)This frothy TV series seemed to have been inspired by Sweating Bullets (now there's a scarey thought), with plenty of leering shots of bikined women, while the leads did their part for equal opportunity by taking their shirts off a lot. On its own, low-brow level it could be amusing and was briskly paced. Springfield and Bisson had a good on-screen rapport. But why a show like this won't bite the bullet and admit it's filmed in New Zealand is beyond me...particularly as it would explain why so many of the "American" characters kept slipping into New Zealand accents. This series has had only limited, if any, broadcasts in Canada, but apparently the 2nd and 3rd seasons were shot in California, Segal and the German actresses were dropped, and new characters were added. Actually, whether this series actually qualifies as "Canadian" is up for debate, particularly once it got into the All-American subsequent seasons. Created by Steve Franklin and Jeff Waterman. Hour long episodes in international syndication. |
HIGHER EDUCATION *
* 1/2 setting: Ont.
(1987) Kevin Hicks, Isabelle Mejias, Lori Hallier,
Stephen Black, Maury Chaykin, Richard Monette, Jennifer Inch.....Arts
major (Hicks) falls for a fellow student (Mejias) but also gets seduced
by his professor (Hallier). Campus comedy is actually amusing with a decent
cast, solidly anchored by Hicks' textured performance (Chaykin, unbilled,
is also fun as his roommate's body guard) and the setting within a Fine
Arts milieu. Not something liable to enrich Western Civilization -- the
jokes'd have to be funnier, and the character stuff, justifying the hero's
infidelity, more convincing -- but an agreeable little romp that's a lot
better -- and more professional -- than one would expect. Look for Justin
Louis as a bespectacled guy entering a bar. sc: John Sheppard, Dan
Nathanson. dir: John Sheppard. - sexual content, brief female nudity.-
88 min.
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(2000) (/U.S.) * * * Joe Lando ("Peter Scarbrow"), Anne Marie Loder ("Sophie Becker"), Hayden Christiensen ("Scott"), A.J. Cook ("Shelby"), Kandyse McClure ("Katherine"), Jorgito Vargas, Jr. ("Augusto"), Meghan Ory ("Juliette"), Kyle Downes ("Ezra"), Jewel Staite ("Daisy"), Deborah Odell ("Hannah"), with Benita Ha, Peter Campbell, Jim Byrnes, Dimitri Chepovetsky, Roger R. Cross, others.....Drama about an experimental boarding school cum wilderness boot camp, Mt. Horizon, for troubled and delinquent teens. Lando played the head of the school, an ex-addict himself. Loder a counsellor whose character had a romantic history with Lando's character (replacing Odell, whose character left after the first four or five episodes). The rest of the regulars played the various teens. Ha played the owner of the local restaurant, "Rusty O'Brien"; Campbell the affable sheriff; the rest appeared occasionally as other counsellors/teachers at the school. Lando is American, everyone else Canadian. The series is set in the U.S. (though filmed in Canada) with most of the characters supposed to be American...but in one episode Loder's character was referred to as being from Newfoundland. Shades of Neon Rider in this TV series (Winston Rekert even guest starred once, and Jim Byrnes appeared in a few episodes), mixed with, say, "Beverly Hills 90210" (in that the kids are regulars and the series follows a soap opera formula, developing the relationships and sub-plots over multiple episodes). Okay series blended high and low brow -- or heavy and light -- with not always comfortable results, as we follow light hearted joke plots, or teen romance story lines, then abruptly have one of the kids refer to having been molested or indulge in self-mutilation. In one episode there's a light-hearted sub-plot about a crew filming a promo for the school, with the "real" kids mocking the unrealistically glamorous actors...even as the regulars look equally clean cut and glamorous. Still, the series could be astonishingly -- and applaudably -- gritty at times, and unlike most "familly" shows, where the message is either that the nuclear family is the font of all wisdom or, if a sitcom, parents are amiable dorks, this presented a darker vision, where the parents were often the root of the kids' problems! But despite engaging enough actors (even if their characters were sometimes bitter), the conflict between the two impulses (too gritty for those looking for a teen/family drama, too hokey for those looking for an edge) may've led to is cancellation...but that mix can be its appeal, as it could deal with darker themes without being too dark itself. Ultimately, it's oddly involving, and with Lando and Loder as significant as the teen characters it's not just a teen-aimed series. Although the final episode doesn't necessarily wrap things up totally (they were, presumably, hoping for more seasons) it does tie up some on going threads, making for a reasonably satisfactory finale. Many of the then-teen stars are still active, meaning it's interesting to flip it on and recognize familiar faces -- such as Christiensen, who went on to play Anakin Skywalker in a couple of Star Wars movies. The airing order of some episodes occasionally clashed with the production order, creating some confusion in a series where sub-plots continue over multiple episodes (Odell "reappears" in an episode a couple of episodes after she left). Created by Michael Braverman, Matthew Hastings. One season of 22 hour long episodes. |
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(1992-1998) (/France) * * Adrian Paul ("Duncan MacLeod"), Alexandra Vandernoot ("Tessa Noel") (-2nd), Stan Kirsch ("Richie Ryan") (-5th), Philip Akin ("Charlie DeSalvo") (2nd), Michel Modo ("Maurice") (2nd), Jim Byrnes ("Joe Dawson") (2nd-), Lisa Howard ("Anne Lindsey") (2nd-3rd), with Elizabeth Gracen ("Amanda"), Peter Wingfield ("Methos").....Actioner about a sword-wielding immortal (Paul), born in Scotland in 1592, now dividing his time between the U.S. and France, who can only be slain by being beheaded, and his run-ins with various fellow immortals and a secret society of mortals who were out to kill them all. Each episode would have flashbacks to historical experiences -- usually the most interesting aspect of the episodes. Vandernoot played his girlfriend, a sculptress who got killed off early in the 2nd season; Kirsch was his juvenile delinquent sidekick, who also turned out to be an immortal...and was killed off at the end of the 5th (and penultimate) season; and Byrnes played a member of a secret information network called the Watchers (not the most original of monikers). Akin was a friend who ran a gym and Modo was a friend in France. Howard played a doctor/love-interest. Recurring characters included Gracen and Wingfield as fellow immortals: she a thief, he the oldest living immortal. This low-budget cult-hit TV series was spun-off from the U.S. cult movie starring Christopher Lambert (Paul played the cousin of Lambert's character and Lambert even appeared in the first episode). After an atypically steamy premier, the first season settled down to being a rather poorly put together and repetitious show with uneven performances (though heart-throb Paul was earnest enough) usually featuring an imported American guest star. Each episode climaxed with a sword duel, an off-camera beheading, then an overly long absorbing-the-life-force scene. It improved in its second season, becoming more ambitious and character driven, but was still largely unenthalling and overly solemn with thin, repetitious plots that stated their idea in the first ten minutes...and had nowhere to go from there. By the third season it even sometimes used Canadians as its principal guest star; though, of the regulars, only Byrnes, Howard and Akin were Canadian. The show also produced a series of original paperback novels published by the American Warner Press and spawned a spin-off series, Highlander: The Raven. For a conceptually similar series, see Forever Knight. Filmed in B.C. (pretending it was the U.S.) and France. Hour long episodes in syndication. |
HIGHLANDER: The Final Dimension a.k.a. Highlander
III: The Sorcerer
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(1998-1999) (/France) * * Elizabeth Gracen ("Amanda"), Paul Johansson ("Nick Wolf"), with Patricia Gage ("Lucy"), Hannes Jaenicke, Julian Richings, others..... Fantasy/adventure about an immortal thief (Gracen) who teams up with an ex-cop private eye (Johannson). Gage played her (mortal) personal assistant. Jaenicke played Johansson's partner for a time while he was a p.i. Richings cropped up occasionally as a fence, also an immortal. This TV series was spun-off from the long running Highlander series, in which Gracen had a recurring part. Unlike the rather dour Highlander, this series, though still a drama, tried at times to evoke more of a witty "His Girl Friday" or "Moonlighting" badinage. Unfortunately, the actors, though competent, didn't quite have the rhythm for snappy patter, nor did they ever quite generate the necessary chemistry together. Like Highlander, the plots tended to be a bit thin and slow-moving. Not awful, but a bit dull. Despite spinning off from Highlander (a long running series, though I never much cared for it), and trying, perhaps, to woo some of the same teen-age girl demographics with hunky Johansson (despite Gracen being the star, and an ex- beauty queen, there was a sense Johansson was used as the sex object more than she was), this series only lasted a season. Filmed in Toronto and France. Hour long episodes in syndication. |
HIGHLANDER III: The Sorcerer
* setting: USA./other
(1995) (/France/U.K.) Christopher Lambert, Mario Van
Peebles, Deborah Unger, Mako, Raoul Trujillo, Martin Neufeld, Vlasta Vrana.....The
immortal Scot, Connor MacLeod (played by that epitomy of French-Scotland,
Lambert), battles an immortal (Van Peebles) with the power of illusion.
Sequel to the first U.S. film (while ignoring the second) evokes its predecessor
with the same slow, thin and illogical plotting; disjointed scenes; music-video
direction; incoherent fight scenes...all reminiscent of a bad dream, though
Unger delivers an O.K. performance. Only an unexpectedly steamy love-scene
is of interest. Only the first film was a (cult) success, explaining how
Canadians and friends got the rights -- the Americans knew it was a dying
franchise. And this film's poor box-office proved them right. The film
contains plenty of beheadings, but it's all done so bloodless and matter-of-fact
that it's hard to give the film anything more than a strong "violence"
warning. a.k.a. Highlander: The Final Dimension. sc: Paul Ohl (story
William Panzer, Brad Mirman). dir: Andy Morahan. - violence, female nudity,
sexual content.- 97 min. (video)
HIGHPOINT
* * setting: USA./CDN.
(1980) Richard Harris, Christopher Plummer, Beverly
D'Angelo, Peter Donat, Maury Chaykin, Saul Rubinek.....Out-of-work
accountant (Harris, miscast) is hired to watch over a wealthy young American
woman (D'Angelo), which gets him involved with the mob and the CIA. Awkward
action-comedy has the right ideas, but doesn't quite know how to realize
them. sc: Richard Guttman, Ian Sutherland. dir: Peter Carter. - violence.-
88 min. (video)
HIGHWAY 61 *
* 1/2 setting: Ont./USA.
(1991) Valerie Buhagiar, Don McKellar, Earl Pastko,
Peter Breck, Johnny Askwith, Namir Khan, Art Bergmann, Tav Falco.....Nebbishy
northern Ontario barber and wanna-be musician (McKellar) agrees to help
a wild-living woman (Buhagiar) drive the corpse of her supposed brother
down Highway 61 to New Orleans -- unaware that the Devil (Pastko) is following.
Clever, funny comedy with some nicely eccentric performances, especially
McKellar and Breck, but the movie is more often cute and amusing than out-and-out
hilarious. Still, definitely worth checking out. sc: Don McKellar (story
McKellar, Bruce McDonald, Allan Magee). dir: Bruce McDonald. - casual male
nudity.- 103 min. (video)
THE HIGHWAYMAN *
1/2 setting: Ont./USA.
(1999) Stephen McHattie, Laura Harris, Jason Priestley,
Bernie Coulson, Gordon Michael Woolvett, Louis Gossett Jr.....Mild
mannered guy (McHattie) has his life fall apart around him, pushing him
over the edge. He sets out for revenge when he hooks up with a young woman
(Harris), who claims he's the dad she never knew, and her companions, her
nice guy boyfriend (Woolvett) and two sociopathic robbers (Priestley and
Coulson). McHattie's a fine actor (heck, they're all respectable
actors) and he delivers a nice, change of pace performance, but the first
part of this movie is interminable; confusing and disjointed (using various
flashbacks to tell the story), grating, and with an unrelenting meanness
that makes you think scripter Beattie should go a few sessions with a therapist.
Worse, it maybe thinks it's a comedy-drama. Picks up once all the
cast is together and hits the road, but still suffers because only Woolvett
and, to some extent, McHattie are sympathetic. An endless stream of cussing
and vulgarity also wears. Some scripters can make profanity seem natural,
grown up and even necessary (David Mamet, Quentin Tarantino) but others
just seem like they've been hanging out in the schoolyard too long with
thirteen year olds. Though set in Canada, great pains are taken to intimate
that almost all the characters are American. Ironically, the only American
in the cast, Gossett Jr. (as the focus of McHattie's revenge), is one of
the few characters we can infer is Canadian. Some good actors are wasted
in bit parts, like Tracey Cook as Gossett Jr.'s secretary/wife, and Wayne
Robson as a small town garage mechanic. Priestley was one of the executive
producers. sc: Richard Beattie. dir: Keoni Waxman. - violence.- 94 min.
(video)
HIROSHIMA (TVMS)
* * * setting: USA/other
(1995) (/Japan) Kenneth Welsh, Tatsuo Matsumura, Wesley
Addy, Kohji Takahashi, Ken Jenkins, Hisashi Igawa, Richard Masur, Jeffrey
DeMunn, Gary Reineke, George Robertson, Saul Rubinek.....Chronicle
of the political maneuvering that led to the dropping of the first atom
bomb on Hiroshima in 1945; from both the U.S. and Japanese sides, with
Welsh as U.S. President Truman and Matsumura as Japanese Prime Minister
Suzuki. Fascinating, and suprisingly ambivalent, docudrama rehashes familiar
terrain with remarkable freshness precisely because of the emphasis on
the politicians (rather than on the scientists), the bi-national approach,
and an odd mixing of dramatization, newsreel footage, and even a few talking
head interviews with people who were there. Solid performances (Welsh is
particularly good). Clever use of black & white and muted colours to
blend the various real and re-enacted footage. Main weakness is length:
it starts to lag in the 2nd half, partly as it moves into more familiar
territory. Trivia note: Tom Rack, who has a bit part as Ralph Bard, played
Robert Oppenheimer in the superb earlier mini-series
Race
for the Bomb (DeMunn plays Oppenheimer here). Be warned: some of the
archival footage is, naturally, pretty gritty. Received Geminis for Best
Movie/Mini-Series, Actor (Welsh) and Director (though in a curious, perhaps
disturbingly xenophobic move, it was apparently only awarded to Spottiswoode,
not his Japanese co-director). 4 hours. sc: John Hopkins, Toshiro Ishido.
dir: Roger Spottiswoode, Koreyoshi Kurahara. - violence.- (video)
HISTOIRES D'HIVER *
* * setting: P.Q.
(1998) Joel Drapeau-Dalpe, Denis Bouchard, Luc Guerin,
Diane Lavallee, Suzanne Champagne, Alex Ivanovici, Patrick Thomas, Maude
Gionet, Robert Toupin, Sylvie Legault.....Story of a boy growing up
in 1960s Quebec and, among other things, his passionate desire to go to
Montreal to catch a Canadiennes game and see his favourite player, Henri
Richard. Serio-comic coming-of-age tale suffers a bit from the over mined
familiarity of the genre (right down to the roguish uncle, played by Bouchard)
but starts to work surprisingly well, benefiting from mostly good-natured
sentiments. Though some of the plot threads don't really build to any kind
of satisfying resolution (like one involving a radical-thinking English
language teacher). Nicely inclusive feel (unlike some similar films, Anglophones
aren't portrayed as The Devil). Mainly in French, with some English. English
title: Winter Stories. sc: Francois Bouvier, Marc Robitaille (from
Robitaille's novel). dir: Francois Bouvier. 105 min.
UNE HISTOIRE INVENTEE
* * 1/2 setting: P.Q.
(1991) Jean Lapointe, Louise Marleau, Charlotte Laurier,
Marc Messier, Jean-Francois Pichette, France Castel, Tony Nardi, Donald
Pilon.....Story of various off-beat characters and relationships, focusing
on an irresistible woman (Marleau), who's in love with the one man who
isn't interested, a jazz musician (Lapointe) who has an eye for her actress
daughter (Laurier). Off-beat, slightly surrealistic serio-comic pic has
good performances and ambience, though an undercurrent of ethnic slurs
sours it a little. English title: An Imaginary Tale. sc: Jacques
Marcotte, Andre Forcier. dir: Andre Forcier. - partial female nudity, sexual
content.- 92 min.
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(1998-) * * * Rick Green, Ron Pardo, Janet van de Graaff, Teresa Pavlinek, Bob Bainborough, Sarah LaFleur, Matthew Sharp.....Satire/information series. Comedian Rick Green (The Frantics) had previously worked on Prisoners of Gravity, where he used his comic talents in an, otherwise, non-fiction show, with great results. Presumably buoyed by that, he created the surprisingly enduring History Bites -- which can be viewed either as a comedy series, that informs...or as an information series that's quite funny. The premise is to examine history as if TV existed in ancient times. Each episode focuses on a different era, and then explores the events and mores as though channel surfing -- showing snippets of talk shows, sitcoms, news programs, etc., often with the talented cast doing funny impressions of current celebrities (ie: CBC hockey commentators Don Cherry and Ron McLean as commentators on Roman gladiatorial fights). Of course, some of the current impressions will become as much historical trivia as the real history their spoofing (recurring sketches involving a "Seinfeld"-like sitcom may already be seeming as archaic as gags about Ethlered the Unready). Taken on a surface level, it's just a very funny riff on shows like The Royal Canadian Air Farce, except instead of lampooning current affairs, it lampoons historical periods. But underneath...you can actually learn a bit, including more anecdotal stuff that won't always make it into mainstream history books (as they spoof fashion trends and trendy curatives). The successful duality of the show's nature (comedy or information) can be demonstrated by the fact that it has aired on both the History Channel...and on the Comedy Network! Half hour episodes. |
Hit and Run, a novel by Tom Alderman, was
the source for the film Obsessed
THE HITCHHIKER (TV Series)This TV series tried to be a mixing of The Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents (see those entries for Canadian remakes), complete with morality tales, but its single theme of scumbag-gets-his-or-her-cumuppence got real old real fast and robbed the already predictable stories of any real heart -- not to mention variety. Made-for-cable,, and the first couple of seasons featured a decidedly R-rated attitude towards sex and violence, sometimes squeezing in more nudity (mainly female) than comparable feature films -- which, though hardly art, at least gavee it a voyeuristic novelty. But the skin was phased out in favour of a more PG approach (presumably to increase its syndication value) leaving just the weak stories. Filmed in Canada (pretending it was the States) and France, with most episodes featuring at least one imported American actor...though occasionally the main role went to a Canuck. Created by Riff Markowitz, Lewis Chesler, Richard Rothstein -- though how you "create" an anthology series as vague as this is beyond me. Some episodes are available on video. Approximately 74 half-hour episodes, shown in Canada originally on First Choice (The Movie Network) and recently re-aired, uncut, on Showcase. - partial female nudity, sexual content, extreme violence.-/-violence.- |
THE HITMAN
* setting: USA./B.C.
(1991) (/U.S.) Chuck Norris, Michael Parks, Al Waxman,
Salim Grant, Alberta Watson, Ken Pogue, Marcel Sabourin, Bruno Gerrusi.....U.S.
undercover cop (Norris) uses any method to bring down his mobster "boss"
(Waxman) and a rival B.C. crook (Sabourin). Good looking but boring, senseless
action pic features dull fight scenes and characterization that's more
silly than anything. Sub-plot involving a kid jars with the extremely violent
material (and the non-stop cussing). And what's a francophone mobster doing
in B.C.? Weird seeing The Beachcombers' Gerrusi
as a thug who has a gruesome demise. The director is Chuck's bro. sc: Don
Carmody, Robert Geoffrion. dir: Aaron Norris. - extreme violence.- 95 min.
(video)
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