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GRAND LARCENY
* * setting: USA.
(1991) Jennifer Dale, Kenneth Welsh, Robert Joy, Catherine
Disher, Victor Garber, Damir Andrei.....Turn-of-the-Century con artist
Betsy Bigley (Dale) schemes her way out of prison, then plans her revenge
on the double crossing lawyer who left her there. Light-hearted,
frothy romp forgets that protagonists (even crooks) have to be likeable.
A sequel to Love and Larceny, though most of the
returning characters have been re-cast...and Welsh, who was in the first
film, plays a different character! Like most of Bowie's work there's
nothing especially wrong with this film, but nothing right either.
Made for CBC TV. sc: Douglas Bowie. dir: Stephen Surjik. app. 100
min.
GRANDE OURSE (TVMS)
* * * setting: P.Q.
(2003) Marc Messier, Normand Daneau, Julie McLemens,
Anne Dorval, Fanny Mallette, Guy Nadon, Jacques Godin, Elise Guilbault,
Maxime Denommee, Gilles Renaud.....Serio-comic mystery/supernatural/soap
opera set in an isolated small town, Grande Ourse, in Quebec and
the various relationships, secrets, and strange things afoot, from the
conventional (crimes and cover ups) to the supernatural (characters having
weird dreams and the town itself being bombarded by weird TV transmissions).
Big ensemble cast includes Mercier as a bitter Montreal TV journalist,
sent to the town on a frivolous assignment, who gets caught up in the weirdness,
and echoes of his own tragic past; Nadon as the owner of the town's mill,
its major employer, but also involved in various corrupt dealings; etc.
Quebecois answer to Hollywood's "Twin Peaks", though with a brisker tempo,
and with a greater (not always comfortable) mix of tongue-in-cheek comedy
with the drama and suspense. But, ultimately, an interesting, quirky, delightfully
off-beat watch, with some solid performers...though the dialogue shoots
by so rapidly in some scenes, the subtitles can flash on and off too quickly
(the translator maybe should've occasionally gone for the pared down gist
of the conversations, rather than faithful, more verbose, translations).
English title: Great Bear. Hour long episodes, shown (subtitled)
on the CBC.
LA GRANDE SEDUCTION
* * * setting: P.Q.
(2003) Raymond Bouchard, David Boutin, Benoit Briere,
Pierre Collin, Rita Lafontaine, Clemence Desrochers, Lucie Laurier, Bruno
Blanchet, Donald Pilon.....Economically depressed small island town
has a chance at prosperity when a factory considers opening there, but
in order to seal the deal, they need a resident doctor...so they go about
trying to woo a big city doctor (Boutin), coerced into visiting, by pretending
to be whatever they think he wants (he's a cricket fan, so they pretend
to have a cricket team...even though they know nothing about the sport).
Likeable, good natured comedy covers familiar, almost British terrain of
movies about eccentric small towns (not to mention the conceptually similar
Hollywood film, "Doc Hollywood" -- though this is told from the point of
view of the townsfolk, more than the big city doc). Restrained, while also
engaging in some amusingly goofy sequences (particularly as they find themselves
having to con both the doc and the factory owner), with a particularly
nice performance from Bouchard as the level headed ring leader. The movie
has heart, too, building to a sweet ending...though Laurier probably should've
had a bigger part as the town beauty (giving the movie more of a romantic
thread). A big hit in Quebec and, unlike some Quebec comedies, its temperament
is easily accessible by an English-Canadian audience. English title: Seducing
Doctor Lewis. sc: Ken Scott. dir: Jean-Francois Pouliot. - sexual content.-
109 min. (video)
LES GRANDS ENFANTS *
* setting: P.Q.
(1979) Gilbert Sicotte, Julie Vincent, Robert Gravel,
Jean Mathieu, Marielle Bernard.....Story of a footloose unemployed
man (Sicotte) who wanders about visiting with various friends. Drama
has good dialogue, direction and performances (especially Sicotte) but
lacking a plot, it just kind of, well, lacks any impetus. The film
could also be seen as playing into right-wing paranoia by portraying the
unemployed as shiftless and lazy. English title: Day by Day.
sc./dir: Paul Tana. - brief female nudity.- 83 min.
GRASS
* * setting: USA
(1999) Narrated by Woody Harrelson.....Chronicle
of the 20th Century's hysteria toward marijuana and various legal crackdowns...despite
even government studies which indicated it wasn't that serious a
drug. Funky documentary, told with plenty of wild edits and quirky animation,
comes at its subject matter with a pro-grass agenda, and the wealth of
unearthed archive material is truly impressive (including bizarrely alarmist
old public service films warning marijuana will turn users into homicidal
psychopaths). But there's little context to much of the footage, and no
interviews to corroborate what's being said in the narration. There's little
attempt to go beneath the surface and ask "why?" -- why has grass been
so demonized? Or how did it become so socially accepted despite
government propaganda? Blame is laid almost entirely at the feet of early
American anti-drug czar Harry Anslinger -- which might be true, but seems
a tad simplistic (no mention is made of one theory, that the crackdown
had nothing to do with moral concerns about the drug, but rather because
of commercial lobbyists hoping to ban its commercial use as hemp fibre
products). A worthy subject for a film, but maybe it needs a more disciplined
filmmaker, rather than light-weight pop chronicler Mann (Comic
Book Confidential, Twist). As with his
previous films, Canadian Mann is only interested in chronicling the American
experience (at one point a headline is flashed showing that a Canadian
drug documentary was banned in the U.S. -- but we're never told why or
what the film contained!) Ironically, this film stirred up its own controversy
with censors...not for its subject matter, but for use of old documentary
footage of marijuana tests on animals which censors felt might contravene
modern rules about cruelty to animals (the objections were dropped). sc:
Solomon Verta. dir: Ron Mann. - brief female nudity.- 79 min. (video)
GRAVEYARD STORY *
setting: Ont.
(1990) John Ireland, Adrian Paul, Cayle Chernin, Keith
Vinsonhaler, Christine Cattell, Courtney Taylor.....Private eye (Paul,
but not the Adrian Paul of Highlander
TVS fame) is hired by a retired doctor (Ireland) to look into the history
of a little girl buried in the local cemetary. What starts out as
a supernatural thriller soon turns out to be a standard detective story
-- and a badly done one at that. Accting, script and direction are
all a write-off. sc./dir: Bozidar D. Benedikt. 94 min.
GREAT BEAR (TVMS) see Grand
Ourse
THE GREAT LAND OF SMALL * 1/2 setting: P.Q. \(1987) Karen Elkin, Michael Blouin, Michael J. Anderson, Ken Roberts, Lorraine Desmarais.....Two kids, vacationing with their grandparents, meet up with a magical being. Patronizing little fantasy is too slow and confused for little kids, but too poorly done to appeal to older ones. One of producer Rock Demer's Tales For All children's series. sc: David Sigmund. dir: Vojtech Jasny. 94 min. (video)
THE GREENPEACE YEARS
* * *
(1991).....Michael Ontkean narrates this
sympathetic -- but still fairly even handed -- look at the environmental
activist organization Greenpeace; its origins, various projects, and its
future. Interesting, effective documentary. Music by Bruce
Cockburn. sc: Michael Maclear, Shelley Saywell. dir: Shelley Saywell.
LA GRENOUILLE ET LA BALEINE*
* 1/2
(1988) Fanny Lauzier, Denis Forest, Marina Orsini,
Felix-Antoine LeRoux, Jean Lejeunesse.....Story of a young girl (Lauzier),
with an affinity for marine mamals, living at a hotel which is about to
be sold. Light-hearted tale, one of Rock Demer's Tales
For All children's series, tends to ramble about without much purpose.
Look for (bearded) Demer on a boat of tourists. English title: The
Tadpole and the Whale. sc: Jacques Bobet, Andre Melancon with
Lise Thouin, Jean-Claude Lord. dir: Jean-Claude Lord. 92 min.
THE GREY FOX *
* 1/2 setting: B.C.
(1982) Richard Farnsworth, Jackie Burroughs, Wayne
Robson, Ken Pogue, Timothy Webber, Gary Reineke.....True story of aging
stage coach robber Bill Miner (Farnsworth), who is released from prison
near the beginning of the twentieth century only to take up train robbing
in B.C. Some interesting visuals in this low-key drama, but so-so
performances, slow pacing and a general obviousness make it only O.K.
How can anything so pretentious be so superficial? Won seven Genies
including Best Picture, Supporting Actress (Burroughs) and Script.
sc: John Hunter. dir: Philip Borsos. 92 min. (video)
GREY OWL *
* * setting: CDN./other
(1999) (/U.K.) Pierce Brosnan, Annie Gallipeau, Stewart
Bick, Nathaniel Arcand, Jimmy Herman, Vlasta Vrana.....Story of Grey
Owl a.k.a. Archie Belaney (Brosnan), a Native trapper and hunting guide
in the '30s who changed his ways (thanks to the love of a woman) becoming
an outspoken conservationist (long before there was much of an environmental
movement) and international celebrity...all the while hiding a secret past.
Intellectually, this handsome bio-pic mishandles a lot of elements (even
to the point where they can't seem to decide whether to treat his "secret"
as a narrative surprise, or assume the audience knows it). But viscerally
it's an effectively atmospheric, leisurely-paced drama, with some nicely
written scenes; part conservation message, part romance. Hardly the definitive
Grey Owl saga -- they ignore his alcoholism and his abandonned wives (including
a kid) -- but still an affecting look at one of the more intriguing figures
in Canadian history. British director Attenborough has done of number of
bio-pics over the years. Lot's of familiar Canadian actors in bit parts,
including Graham Greene. sc: William Nicholson. dir: Richard Attenborough.
- casual male nudity, brief female nudityy.- 118 min. (video)
THE GREENING OF IAN ELLIOTT*
1/2 setting: Sask.
(1991) Anthony Bekenn, Helen Carscallen, Carol Sinclair,
Lynne Gorman, Ann-Marie MacDonald, Gary Reineke.....Minister (Bekenn)
arrives in a small town and begins to encourage opposition to a proposed
dam that would flood much of the area. This sugary made-for-CBC TV
ode to small town life is so awful it does more harm than good. The
dialogue is embarrassing and the acting bad, even from pros like Reineke
and MacDonald. sc: Jennine Locke. dir: Stacey Stewart Curtis. app.
97 min.
GRIDLOCK *
* 1/2 setting: USA.
(1996) (/U.S.) David Hasselhoff, Kathy Ireland, Miguel
Fernandes, Gotz Otto, Marc Strange, Tony DeSantis, Alan Scarfe, Jason Blicker,
Real Andrews..... Helicopter cop (Hasselhoff) and his spunky girlfriend
(Ireland) find themselves alone against a group of high-tech robbers (led
by Fernandes) inside a huge New York bank. Expensive-looking, better-than-expected
made-for-TV "Die Hard" riff is brisk, amusing, and Hasselhoff a less brutal
hero than is common these days. But it suffers from a painful reliance
on cliches (Hasselhoff as an "unorthodox" cop who can't make a commitment;
DeSantis as his too-obnoxious-for-words C.O.; Fernandes as the well-tailored,
vaguely European villain; etc.). Entertaining but slight. Nice
performances all around. Questions raised though: i) why do the villains
create the traffic jams of the title since it doesn't actually relate much
to the plot? (other than as an obvious "Die Hard With a Vengeance" rip-off).
ii) what's with the baldness motiff? iii) and why does Von Flores not have
any lines? sc: Joe Ferullo. dir: Sandor Stern. 90 min.
THE GROCER'S WIFE *
1/2
(1991) Simon Webb, Susinn McFarlen, Nicola Cavendish,
Jay Brazeau..... When his mother goes into the hospital, a small town
nebbish (Webb) allows another woman (McFarlen) to temporarily move in with
him and she starts going into his mother's room and pushing him around.
Slow, simplistic and obvious low-budget little film...which could explain
why it was a hit with the critics. For the rest of us, it's just
irritating. Clumsily edited with little dialogue and ineffectual
performances. Reminiscent of Guy Maddin's stuff. Filmed in
Black and White. Cavendish picked up the Best Supporting Actress
Genie. sc./dir: John Pozer. - casual male nudity.- 100 min.
GROSS MISCONDUCT
* * setting: CDN./USA.
(1993) Daniel Kash, Peter MacNeill, Linda Goranson,
Doug Hughes, Lenore Zann, Shawn Ashmore, Kristen Kieferle, Shannon Lawson.....Story
of hockey star Brian "Spinner" Spencer (Kash) whose life was plagued by
violence on and off the ice. Avant garde presentation, including
jumbled chronology and captions, seems a smoke screen for the fact that
there isn't enough story or characterization to make a movie. Strange
discrepancies, too, like the fact that "twins" Kash and Hughes don't look
anything alike. Lots of prominent actors in bit parts but only Zann
really clicks (but her nude scene so offended (?) the sensibilities of
the audience, that the CBC cut it when this made-for-TV movie was re-aired
in '95). Scripter Gross is the well-known actor. sc: Paul Gross
(from the book by Martin O'Malley). dir: Atom Egoyan. - partial female
nudity, sexual content.- app. 94 min.
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(2008-) * * Steve Bacic "Miro da Silva", Jeremy Guilbaut "Andrew Vanderlee", Eve Harlow "Tina Renwald", Zoie Palmer "Carly Greig", Gordon Michael Woolvett "Barry Winter", with David James Elliott, Ryan Robbins "Wendell Linham", Claudette Mink "Laura Nelson".....Drama series about members of the Coast Guard in B.C. TV series boasts a solid cast and has the sort of right idea by giving them all their personal troubles and soap opera-y angst -- particularly given that, after all is said and done, there's not too much variety you can milk from water rescues (shots of characters lost at sea, cut to Coast Guard vessel looking for them, cut to castaways, cut to boat -- finally, boat pulls 'em from water, the end). But ultimately, the episodes of the week plots were pretty thinly developed, not really developing the guest stars beyond the needs of the scene. Yet the on going soap opera-y threads involving the regulars...also tend to be pretty thin and repetitive, not really developing or changing much (first episode has "Andrew" traumatized by his failure to rescue someone...rest of the season just reiterates that he's traumatized) nor are the characters that involving, or endearing -- top-billed Bacic's character doesn't even really seem like the "hero" (seeming to make a mess of both his personal and professional life). Essentially: watch the pilot or, indeed, many of the episodes by themselves, and you'll probably say it's a decent, even compelling series...watch any two or three episodes, and you'll probably get pretty bored, pretty quick. The creators just haven't come up with enough ideas and material to sustain a weekly series. The series opened well (CanWest-Global quick to trumpet its success over the CBC's much hyped The Border) but, unlike The Border, it failed to sustain the numbers, the audience quickly dropping off. Though apparently renewed for a second season...word is, there will be changes. Hour long episodes on CanWest-Global. |
THE GUARDIAN
* * * * setting: USA.
(1984) (/U.S.) Martin Sheen, Louis Gossett Jr., Arthur
Hill, Tandy Cronyn, Simon Reynolds, Maury Chaykin, Wendy Crewson, Tom Harvey,
Sean McCann.....Terrorized by rampant street-level crime, New York
apartment building tenants hire a security guard (Gossett) to protect them,
but then a tenant (Sheen) becomes suspicious of how far he will go to insure
that they obey him. Excellent, thought-provoking drama. American
imports Sheen and Gossett head a fine cast. sc: Richard Levinson,
William Link. dir: David Greene. 102 min. (video)
THE GUARDIAN *
1/2 setting: USA.
(1999) Frank Zagarino, Bryan Genesse, Stellina Rusich,
Dale Wilson, Robert C. Saunders, James Leard.....Ex-con security expert
(Zagarino) is hired to protect a wealthy businessman (Wilson), while also
investigating the inexplicable murder of his own mother. For what it is
-- a low-budget suspense-drama (filmed onn video, though they have enough
money for decently choreographed fights and an exploding car) -- the scenes
generally avoid being turgid, and the script, though not that good, isn't
that bad either (with a decent twist toward the end). But the suspense-plot
keeps getting side-tracked in favour of people sitting around, talking.
It ultimately can't quite rise above its low-budget foundations of stagnant
camera-work and uneven performances -- some are certainly competent enough,
but Zagarino wasn't the best choice for lead. Not an embarrassment, perhaps,
but not a success, either. sc: Bill Irwin. dir: Gerry Lively. 91 min.
LA GUERRE DES TUQUES * * * setting: P.Q. (1984) Cedric Jourde, Julien Elie, Mariperre Arseneau-D'Amour, Doc Mink Vu, Luc Boucher.....During Christmas vacation, two groups of kids engage in a mock, elaborate war. Funny, engaging, allegorical story that, though aimed at kids, should be enjoyable for adults as well. First of producer Rock Demer's Tales For All children's series. English title: The Dog Who Stopped the War. sc: Danyele Patenaude, Roger Cantin, Andre Melancon. dir: Andre Melancon.
"Guilt" , a story by Betty Lambert, was one of the stories incorporated into the movie Martha, Ruth and Edie
THE GUILTY *
* setting: USA.
(2000) (/U.K.) Bill Pullman, Devon Sawa, Gabrielle
Anwar, Angela Featherstone, Darcy Belsher, Jaimz Woolvett, Joanne Whaley,
Bruce Harwood, Hiro Kanagawa.....Unscrupulous American lawyer (Pullman)
is blackmailed by the woman (Anwar) he date raped; meanwhile, the son he
didn't know he had (Sawa) arrives in town looking to meet his real father...and
ends up rooming with Anwar; none of them aware of all the connections between
them. Eventually, murder occurs. Convoluted film noirish suspense-drama
juggles a lot of plot threads (including Belsher and Woolvett as Sawa's
shady best friends) making for a plot that isn't always easy to guess where
it's headed. But that can be part of the problem, as some plot threads
can seem extraneous, and the movie itself takes too long to get
where it's going. But the chief weakness is that it wants to be one of
those things where there's a certain underlining nihilism, and where no
one's necessarily good or bad, they just are. Pullman's described by another
character as an amoral scum bag, though some scenes seem to want to give
him depth, but Sawa isn't really any more ingratiating, and seems miscast,
too much like he stepped out of a teen comedy/drama into this gritty, grown
up world. Ultimately, with too few characters to care about (though Anwar
and Featherstone, as her best friend, are O.K.) the movie just leaves you...cold.
sc: William Davies (from something by Simon Burke -- the credits
don't say what: a novel? a play?). dir: Anthony Waller. - violence, (really)
brief female nudity.- 111 min. (video)
GUITARMAN
* 1/2 setting: CDN.
(1994) Nicholas Campbell, Donnelly Rhodes, Shawn Ashmore,
Suzy Joachim, Eugene Lipinski, Jack Semple, Andrea Martin.....Story
of father (Campbell) and his strained relationship with his son (Ashmore),
and of their locust-plagued farming town and what happens when a mysterious
guitar player (Semple) shows up, promising to get rid of the bugs.
Muddled made-for-CBC TV updating of the Pied Piper fairy tale has some
good ideas...too bad they couldn't have been saved for a better movie.
Some of the actors play it as a comedy, others a drama, some, frankly,
can't act and those that can (like Campbell) don't seem to be trying too
hard. sc: Will Dixon, Hart Hanson. dir: Will Dixon. 91 min.
GULLAGE'S (TV Series)This TV series was an eccentric, well-intentioned attempt to do nothing more than a silly sitcom, with oddball characters and situations. And it was mildly amusing -- with mild being the operative word. Cute but not much more. Compared to a lot of Canadian-made comedies, a series which doesn't make the viewer cringe with embarrassment is a definite plus, but that still didn't make it riveting viewing. Nice Newfoundland ambience with saltier dialogue than most previous series, though never seeming exploitive. Ironically, this close-but-no-cigar effort aired the same season as The Newsroom -- a considerably more effective Canadian comedy series. The series was written and directed by William D. MacGillivray. Two seasons of half-hour episodes (6 the first season, 12 the next) on the CBC. |
THE GUNFIGHTERS *
1/2 setting: USA.
(1987) Art Hindle, Reine Schoene, Tony Addabbo, George
Kennedy.....Two American brothers and their cousin are forced into
becoming outlaws by a greedy land baron (American star Kennedy) who is
after their ranch. For die-hard western fans only. Cliche riddled
script, weak performances and an aimless, wandering plot are only some
of the problems with this western adventure which was a pilot to a never-realized
series. sc: Jim Byrnes. dir: Clay Borris. 100 min. (video)
THE GUNRUNNER
* setting: P.Q.
(1989) Kevin Costner, Ron Lea, Sara Botsford, Paul
Soles, Gerard Parkes, Martin Neufeld.....Returning to 1920s Montreal
to buy guns for the Chinese revolution, a man (Costner) becomes mixed up
with kidnappings and, uh, stuff. Even the novelty of a communist
hero can't save this incomprehensible, awful suspenser. It seems
to have enough money for the period cars and costumes, but not for decent
sound or editing. Lea and Parkes manage to avoid embarrassing themselves,
but imported Costner, who made this before his superstardom, is his usual
wooden self. And isn't that U.S. actor James Hong's voice dubbed
in for the Asian clerk? Filmed in '84. sc: Arnie Gelbart. dir:
Nardo Castillo. - violence.- 92 min. (video)
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