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THE CABIN MOVIE
* * *
(2005) Arabella Bushnell, Ben Cotton, Brad Dryborough,
Ryan Robbins, Justine Warrington, Erin Wells.....Three couples who
are friends get together at a cabin intending to test themselves with a
wild weekend of sexual experimentation and spouse swapping...but many aren't
quite as "liberal" as they thought they were and things don't quite work
out the way they had hoped. Serio-comic flick boasts a good tempo and great,
textured performances from all concerned, resulting in an interesting little
flick. There is nudity and some sex, but this isn't an "erotic" movie,
per se -- the sex, or promise of sex, isn't the point; the characters'
reactions to it is the point. sc: Kris Elgstrand. dir: Dylan Akio Smith.
- partial female nudity, male nudity, seexual content.- 85 min.
CABLE BEACH *
* * setting: B.C.
(2004) Chris Kramer, Karin Konoval, Tygh Runyan, Nancy
Sivak, Scott Hylands, David Ogden Stiers, Tom McBeath, Hrothgar Mathews.....Fisheries
Officer (Kramer) takes a posting in the small coastal B.C. town where he
was born (but not raised) and finds clues to his family history, particularly
when a tourist is murdered and the chief suspect a mentally damaged hermit
(Runyan) who knows something about his past. Moody and atmospheric, leisurely
paced mystery-suspenser boasts a good cast and intelligent writing, though
the resolution is a bit awkward. Worth seeking out. Konoval, as the acerbic
senior fisheries officer, is particularly memorable. sc: Arthur Jackson,
William Thumm. dir: James Head. - violence.- app. 90 min.
CABOOSE *
* 1/2
(1996) (/France) Gildor Roy, Celine Bonnier, James
Hyndman, Bernard- Pierre Donnadieu, Guy Nadon, Emmanuel Charest, Brigitte
Poupart, Marie-France Marcotte, Robin Aubert.....An enigmatic, disgraced
ex-cop (Roy) hires a would-be rookie cop, who washed out of the police
academy (Bonnier), to protect him from a mysterious enemy he won't name.
Film noir suspense-drama is deliberately murky -- but maybe too much so,
where there's a feeling that the core ideas are better than the actual
execution. Still, maintains interest thanks to some raw, seedy atmosphere,
a steamy sex scene, and strong performances from Bonnier, Roy, and Nadon
as a troubled priest. In French. a.k.a. Revolver. sc: Odile Poliquin,
Richard Roy, Michel Michaud. dir: Richard Roy. - sexual content; partial
female and male nudity; violence.- 90 min.
CADILLAC GIRLS
* * 1/2 setting: N.S./USA.
(1993) Jennifer Dale, Mia Kirshner, Gregory Harrison,
Adam Beach, Anna Cameron, Mike Crimp.....Story of the troubled relationship
between a mother and her teen-aged daughter (Dale and Kirshner), which
becomes even more strained when they return to the mother's Nova Scotia
hometown after her father's death. O.K. drama does have some twists and
turns, though not enough to entirely raise it above being a rerun of a
dozen other movies (but the idea that it's the daughter who likes the town
and the mother who doesn't is a nice turnabout). Good performances, and
American import Harrison even tries for a maritime accent (though he ends
up more Irish or Scottish). Louis Del Grande has a cameo. sc: Peter Behrens.
dir: Peter Kendall. - partial female nudity, sexual content.- 99 min.
CAFE OLE *
* 1/2 setting: P.Q.
(2000) Andrew Tarbet, Laia Marull, Stephanie Morgenstern,
Dino Tavarone, Harry Standjofski, Macha Grenon, Sheena Larkin, Dorothee
Berryman, Michele Barbara Pelletier, Arthur Grosser.....Affable man
(nicely played by Tarbet) drifts through life, hanging with eccentric,
and sometimes troubled, friends and acquaintances, looking for love, eventually
falling for an illegal Chilean refugee (Marull). Likeable romantic comedy-drama,
slickly put together and boasting ingratiating performances. But a movie
like this runs the danger of being as aimless and rambling as its main
character (even if the writer keeps consistent themes throughout the sub-plots).
It's often wryly amusing, without being laugh out loud funny, romantic,
without liable to become a staple of Valentine's Day, serious, without
entirely grappling satisfactorily with its issues -- including a kind of
Pollyanna ending. Spanish actress Marull delivers a fine peformance, and
is attractive and appealing, but in a movie like this she should be the
stand-out (so the audience wants the hero to end up with her), but
the movie is kind of top heavy with attractive, appealing actresses! Ironically,
the most memorable scenes are those dealing with Tavarone as a widower
making a self-help video for widowers. a.k.a. Café Olé. sc:
Emil Sher. dir: Richard Roy. - sexual content, brief female nudity.- 93
min.
CAFE ROMEO *
* 1/2
(1991) Catherine Mary Stewart, Jonathan Crombie, Michael
Ironside, Michael Tiernan, John Cassini, Joseph Campanella, Stephanie Ciccone,
Denalda Williams.....Story of an extended Italian-American family and
friends, focusing on a love triangle involving a guy (Crombie) in love
with a wanna-be fashion designer (Stewart) who's married to a small-time
hood. Good cast and ambience in this romantic drama, with some nice scenes,
but as a dramatic whole it just limps along and finally fizzles out at
the end. Too bad. Suitable music score by Amin Bhatia. Ironside has just
a small role. sc: Frank Procopio. dir: Rex Bromfield. 93 min.
CAGED TERROR a.k.a. Golden Apples of the Sun
CAKE *
* setting: Ont.
(2005) (/U.S.) Heather Graham, David Sutcliffe, Taye
Diggs, Sandra Oh, Keram Malicki-Sanchez, Cheryl Hines, Bruce Gray, Sarah
Chalke, Sabrina Grdevich, Reagan Pasternak.....A commitment-phobic
freelance writer (American actress Graham), who measures relationships
in terms of weeks, assumes the editorship of a fluffy weddings magazine
to help her ailing publisher father (Gray) -- and she begins to develop
feelings toward a staid co-worker (Sutcliffe), while also being attracted
to a fellow hedonist (American Diggs). Romantic comedy is decidedly old
fashioned in so many ways (save for modern profanity and sexual innuendo).
Generally good-natured and sprightly, it's nothing you can dislike with
any enthusiasm, but it's more light-hearted than out-and-out funny, and
is just way too fluffy and conventional throughout. Movies about people
analysing their life decisions and relationships can make for telling insights
into the human condition...or they can make for movies about shallow narcissists
who need to get over themselves. And this leans a little toward the latter.
Still, it has some pluses, like sort of admitting it's set in Canada, a
pluralistic cast, passing references to gay marriage, and Graham wears
a very low-cut dress for a large section toward the end...so it's
got that. The supporting cast is frequently under-utilized, including the
likes of Ron White (briefly as Chalke's father) and Amy Price-Francis who
appears as Sutcliffe's ex...with nary a single line of dialogue! Ultimately,
insatiable romantics will probably enjoy it...but for others, it isn't
quite romantic, comedic, or compelling enough to quite score. sc: Tassie
Cameron. dir: Nisha Ganatra. - sexual content.- 94 min.
CALENDAR
* * 1/2 setting: other/CDN.
(1993) (/Armenia/Germany) Arsinee Khanjian, Ashot
Adamian, Atom Egoyan.....Canadian photographer (Egoyan) and his translator
wife (Khanjian) grow apart while in Armenia shooting churches for a calendar.
Atmospheric, minimalist drama benefits from the exotic location and a nice
use of rock and traditional music, but it's repetitive and thin. Still,
Egoyan's most human film to date...and his on-screen debut. The genesis
came from Egoyan winning a Soviet film festival prize that
had to
be spent somewhere in the former Soviet Union. sc./dir: Atom Egoyan. 84
min.
"California Aunts" , a short story by Cynthia Flood,
was incorporated into the anthology movie Martha,
Ruth and Edie
CALL THE COPS a.k.a. Find the Lady
CALLING THE SHOTS *
* 1/2 setting: USA./CDN./other
(1988).....Documentary about women directors in
the male-dominated film industry, featuring interviews with directors from
America, Canada and other places. Memorable anecdotes, but it has trouble
finding real dirt, making it more a film about filmmaking rather than something
specifically about gender. Nor does it distinguish much between here and
the States, robbing it of an interesting topic (is it better for women
here? there? no difference?). dir: Janis Cole, Holly Dale. 118 min.
CAMILLA *
* 1/2 setting: USA./Ont.
(1994) (/U.K./U.S.) Jessica Tandy, Bridget Fonda,
Elias Koteas, Maury Chaykin, Graham Greene, Ranjit Chowdhry, George Harris,
Hume Cronyn.....Story of two displaced Torontonians in Georgia, an
aspiring musician (Fonda) and an aging violinist (Tandy, in one of her
last roles), who decide to take a road trip to a concert in Toronto...unbeknowst
to their husband (Koteas) and domineering son (Chaykin) respectively. Slick,
charming comedy-drama, reminiscent of the directors's previous effort,
Sam
& Me (or "Thelma and Louise" minus the murder and mayhem), benefits
from a good cast and eccentric supporting characters, but it lags too often
to really be a total winner. Look fast for director Atom Egoyan (as a director
on a film set) and Don McKellar as a security guard. sc: Paul Quarrington
(from the short story by Ali Jennings). dir: Deepa Mehta. - brief female
nudity.- 93 min.
CANADA-RUSSIA '72 (TVMS)
* * 1/2 setting: CDN/other
(2006) Booth Savage, Judah Katz, David Berni, Gabriel
Hogan, Sonia LaPlante, Mark Owen, Mike Dopud, Jeff Roop, Hugh Thompson,
Louis-Philippe Dandenault.....Story of the now-legendary, increasingly
bitter 1972 "friendship series" when Canada and Russia staged an eight
game hockey championship series. CBC mini-series tackles a high profile
historical event...but just because it's famous, doesn't necessarily make
it automatically a great story. But the filmmakers play with expectation
a bit. Instead of just being a jingoistic tale of plucky Canucks, it's
a story partly about hubris, as the Canadians go into the series smugly
arrogant...and discover the Russians are a better team than they thought,
the Canadians only becoming the underdogs partly through their own initial
cockiness. There's a frank, feet-of-clay approach to the characters. As
well, the mini-series does the whole thing as a pseudo-documentary -- complete
with actors glancing at the camera and abrupt cuts between scenes -- as
if to say "what if...someone had thought to document the behind-the-scenes
stuff at the time?" It's a clever technique, giving the thing a raw vitality
at times, and the writing, direction and great performances generate real
authenticity, including nice use of period rock music (mostly by Canadian
bands). But it's a technique that doesn't quite lend itself to a lengthy
mini-series format, and one suspects that the filmmakers settled on it
because even they knew it would be hard to get a straight, human drama
out of the material. The recreated hockey games are a particular problem
as they take up a lot of the program...but aren't enough of the game just
to be enjoyable as hockey games. Basically, hockey fans will enjoy
it more than drama fans. The result is another mini-series hurt by its
very format: as a tighter movie, this could've been quite gripping...as
a lengthy mini-series it lags a lot, though still has its moments. Nice
to see Savage (playing the coach) back in centre stage (Savage who, coincidentally,
starred in one of the best hockey-themed movies
made in Canada); Hogan plays goalie Ken Dryden as, basically, the most
thoughtful, least boorish of the players -- in real life, of course, Dryden
went on to be a successful sports writer and even a member of parliament!
Four hours. sc: Barrie Dunn, Malcolm MacRury. dir: TW Peacocke.
CANADA'S SWEETHEART: The Saga of Hal C. Banks * * * setting: CDN. (1985) Maury Chaykin, R.H. Thomson, Colin Fox, Sean McCann, Chuck Shamata, Jonathan Welsh.....Film about the life of notorious union boss, Hal Banks (Chaykin), that blends interviews with people who were there and re-enacted scenes. Well done with a fine performance from Chaykin. sc: Donald Brittain, Richard Nielsen. dir: Donald Brittain.
THE CANADIAN CONSPIRACY
* * * setting: CDN./USA.
(1986) Eugene Levy, Lorne Greene, Margot Kidder, Dave
Thomas, Anne Murray, many more....."Documentary" by an imaginary American
TV station about a Canadian conspiracy to take over the United States through
Canadian celebrities who are really government agents. More an excercise
in back-patting over how many internationally famous actors are Canadian
than the comedy it's supposed to be, but still very funny. Filled with
famous cameos. sc: Robert Boyd, Mark Achbar, Michael Short. dir: Robert
Boyd.
A Canadian Tragedy, the book by Maggie Simmins about the murder of JoAnn Thatcher, was turned into the CBC mini-series Love and Hate
THE CANDIDATE (TVMS) see Si la tendance se maintient
CANDY MOUNTAIN
* * setting: USA./CND.
(1987) (/France/Switzerland) Kevin J. O'Conner, Tom
Waits, Bulle Ogier, Leon Redbone, Wayne Robson, Tantoo Cardinal, Harris
Yulin..... Down-on-his-luck, would-be New York rocker (O'Conner) sets
out to find a legendary guitarmaker who's hiding out in the Canadian maritimes.
Along the way he encounters some unusual characters. Some good, individual
scenes but uneven, listless and not as weird as it thinks it is. Filled
with musician cameos. Robson and Cardinal stand out. sc: Rudy Wurlitzer.
dir: Robert Frank, Rudy Wurlitzer. 91 min.
CANNIBAL GIRLS *
1/2 setting: Ont.
(1973) Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Ronald Elrich,
Alan Gordon, Allan Price, Earl Pomerantz, Randall Carpenter, Bonnie Neilson,
Mira Pawiuk, Bob McHeady.....Young couple (Levy and Martin) stop in
a weird small town, are told a folk story about three cannibal sisters,
then visit the local restaurant... Confusing low-budget horror flick is
admirably quirky in spots and makes nice use of the rural Ontario winter
landscape, but ultimately it's slow and unfocused. Its main novelty is
just catching the early work of Levy (in afro and walrus mustache), Martin
and Reitman. Canuck Reitman's only film to actually be set in Canada! sc:
Robert Sandler (story Sandler, Daniel Goldberg, Ivan Reitman). dir: Ivan
Reitman. - extreme violence, partial female nudity.- 84 min.
CANVAS
* * *
(1992) (/U.S.) Gary Busey, John Rhys-Davies, Vittorio
Rossi, Nick Cavaiola, Cary Lawrence, Jonathan Palis.....To pay off
his brother's debt to a gangster, a painter (Rossi) reluctantly goes to
work for a couple of art thieves (imports Busey and Rhys-Davies). Poor
supporting performances hurt an otherwise decent film noire suspenser.
Nice gritty, hip, urban feel. Rossi, Rhys-Davies and Lawrence (as the romantic
interest) are fine but it's Busey who adds a touch of class. sc: Alain
Zaloum, Brenda Newman. d: Alain Zaloum. - female nudity and casual male
nudity, violence, sexual content.- 95 min.
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