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Sample: Title; rating (out of 4); principal setting; year of release; international co-producer (if any); cast; description; scriptwriter; director; content warning; running time.
BUBBLES GALORE *
1/2 setting: Ont.
(1996) Nina Hartley, Tracy Wright, Daniel MacIvor,
Shauny Sexton, Andrew Scorer.....Bisexual porn actress/filmmaker, Bubbles
Galore (American porn actress Hartley), makes her latest film -- becoming
infatuated with her nubile co-star (Sexton) while ignoring her faithful
assistant (Wright) -- while her psychotic ex-boyfriend (MacIvor), a rival
porn producer, will go to any length to sabotage her. Low-budget, shot-on-video
flick is a mishmash of ideas and intentions: a "feminist" porn movie, a
parody of porn movies, a story about the victimization of women in the
porn industry...with awkward results. The sex scenes lack sensuality (not
to mention only sporadically explicit -- though they are explicit
in spots, with lots of male genitalia -- rubber props -- and occasionally
female -- real), yet the story/character stuff isn't sufficiently evolved
to qualify as a mainstream movie. The film's rife with scenes of misogyny,
brutality, and rape (of both male and female characters)...yet the movie
is billed as a sexy comedy! If this is the filmmakers' idea of erotic...yikes!
The movie gained notoriety in 1999 when a politician publicly objected
to the fact it had received government financing. Wright delivers a nice
performance and American pin-up model Sexton is no great actress (though
in this age of Arnold Schwarzenegger, that doesn't seem to be a crime);
she's beautiful (even from the neck up) but we don't see enough of her
(and you can take that comment any way you want). Still, it's actually
set in Canada, which is admirable...but is there even an (English-language)
Canadian porn industry? At least, when this was made? sc: Cynthia Roberts,
Greg Klymkiw. dir: Cynthia Roberts. - explicit sexual content, graphic
nudity- 86 min.
BUFFALO JUMP a.k.a. Getting Married in Buffalo Jump
A BULLET IN THE HEAD
* * setting: other
(1990) Attila Bertalan, David Garfinkle, Andrea Sadler.....Story
of two men wandering through the countryside in an unnamed, war-torn country;
a wounded soldier (Bertalan) and a local peasant (Garfinkle). The ideal
concept for a bilingual country like Canada: one in which the characters
speak -- when they speak -- a made up language making it, ironically,
universal. But despite the audaciousness of the concept, and the experiment
of doing, essentially, a silent film (since ideas must be conveyed by actions,
rather than words) the result is more so-so than anything, with a fairly
rudimentary story. sc./dir: Attila Bertalan. - violence, partial female
nudity, sexual content.- 89 min.
BULLET TO BEIJING
* * setting: other
(1996) (/Russia/U.K./U.S.) Michael Caine, Jason Connery,
Mia Sara, Michael Gambon, Michael Sarrazin, Lev Prygunov, Anatoly Davidov,
Burt Kwouk, Sue Lloyd......Forced into early retirement by the end
of the Cold War, aging British spy Harry Palmer (Caine, reprising his role)
is hired by a mysterious Russian (Gambon) to find the stolen components
of a chemical weapon. Made-for-cable TV espionage flick is a surprisingly
well-intentioned attempt to resurrect novelist Len Deighton's working-class
spy (featured in a trilogy of British films 3 decades earlier: "The Ipcress
File", "Funeral in Berlin" and "The Billion Dollar Brain"), but ultimately
the story (not based on anything by Deighton) is just too thin and meandering
with most of the twists coming near the end...when it's too little, too
late. Sarrazin, the only Canadian in the cast, plays an American, natch.
Filmed partly in Russia. Followed by Midnight in
St. Petersburg. a.k.a. Len Deighton's Bullet to Beijing. sc:
Peter Welbeck. dir: George Mihalka. - brief female nudity, violence.- 122
min.
BULLETPROOF HEART a.k.a. Killer
BULLIES
* * setting: B.C.
(1986) Jonathan Crombie, Janet-Laine Green, Stephen
B. Hunter, Dehl Berti, Olivia D'Abo, Bill Croft, Adrien Dorval, William
Nunn, Bernie Coulson, Wayne Robson.....Blended family (Crombie, Green
and Hunter) move to a small town and discover it's in the grip of psychotic
clan (fathered by Croft). Good-looking if somewhat unpleasant suspenser
has solid performances, but the characters never become interesting. Still,
it gets credit for admitting it's in Canada. sc: John Sheppard, Bryan McCann.
dir: Paul Lynch. - violence.- 96 min.
THE BURIAL SOCIETY *
* * setting: B.C.
(2002) Rob LaBelle, Jan Rubes, Allan Rich, Bill Meilen,
David Paymer, Seymour Cassel, Nathaniel Deveaux, Jeff Seymour, Bill Mondy.....A
nebbishy bank employee (LaBelle), hiding from his mob connected bosses
in a small town, asks to join the trio of old men who are the local Chevrah
Kadisha (who prepare the bodies of the dead according to Jewish tradition).
Enjoyable, off- beat flick starts out seeming a thoughtful drama...then
gradually reveals its true intent as a film noirish suspense-drama (albeit
quirky and low-key) where motives aren't quite what they seem. The fact
that the movie isn't quite as high minded as it at first seems is both
a plus, and a minus, depending on what you're looking for. Nice use of
an unusual cultural tradition. Rich, Paymer (in a small part) and Cassel
(in what amounts to a cameo) are all American imports. Even LaBelle is
originally from the States, but he came up to co-star in First
Wave and seems to have stuck around which, if true, makes him Canadian
enough. sc./dir: Nicholas Racz. 89 min.
BURIED ON SUNDAY *
* 1/2 setting: N.S.
(1992) Paul Gross, Denise Virieux, Maury Chaykin,
Henry Czerny, Jeff Leder, Tommy Sexton, Louis Del Grande.....When a
federal delegation (Virieux, Chaykin and Czerny) announce its fishing rights
are suspended, the Maritime island of Solomon Gundy (headed by Gross) decides
to separate from Canada, arming itself with a Russian nuclear submarine...which
escalates things. Conceived as a slapstick comedy, this flick ended up
a drama with humourous moments (though it was still billed as a comedy!).
Interesting with a good cast, but it's too obvious and suffers from inconsistant
characterization and scenes that don't go anywhere...as if leftovers from
earlier drafts. It should've been better. Cameos from Mary Walsh, Andy
Jones and Greg Malone's voice as a radio preacher. sc: Paul Donovan, Bill
Fleming. dir: Paul Donovan. 100 min.
BURN: The Robert Wraight Story
* * 1/2 setting: Alt.
(2004) Jonathan Scarfe, Alan Scarfe, Kristin Booth,
Karl Pruner, Mark Wilson, Shaun Johnston, Paul Coeur, Sara Botsford.....Story
of a family in rural Alberta who find one of their kids becomes sick, and
their land is contaminated, by a local oil rig. When they find no one is
willing to do anything, the husband (J. Scarfe) gravitates to a local eco-terrorist
and quasi-cultist, Wiebo Ludwig (A. Scarfe) -- but then begins to worry
Ludwig will go too far. Inspired by a true story, this made-for-CTV suspense-drama
is professional enough, but never quite becomes electric (though benefits
from Alan Scarfe's intense, charismatic performance). The filmmakers seem
like they want to do a movie about corporate pollution, but are kind of
forced into a film that wants to play all sides (polluters bad - eco-terrorists
bad) resulting in a kind of muted, wishy washy effort. The film is named
for the protagonist...but Ludwig's name is the more familiar to Canadians.
The film's a bit of a family affair: the two Scarfe's are father and son,
and Botsford (in a bit part as a company executive) is Jonathan's mum,
and Alan's ex. sc: Shelley Eriksen, Sean O'Byrne (suggested by the book
Saboteurs
by Andrew Nikiforuk). dir: Stefan Scaini. 92 min.
BURN UP (TVMS) *
* 1/2 setting: other/CDN.
(2008) (/U.K.) Bradley Whitford, Neve Campbell, Rupert
Penry-Jones, Marc Warren, Claire Skinner, David Calder, Rosemary Dunsmore,
San Shella, Sandrine Holt.....Story of various characters, and various
agendas, leading up to a global conference on climate change -- involving
conspiracy, skulduggery...and murder -- and focusing inparticular on the
British branch of an American oil conglomerate. After the last few years
of the CBC offering up some classy, big, ensemble mini-series -- many with
relevant themes -- CanWest-Global finally tries to step up with this drama-thriller...and
almost succeeds. Essentially more a British production than a Canadian
one (despite American Whitford and Canadian Campbell in the cast), it boasts
a big budget and that British panache, with lots of sharp, smartly written
scenes, and textured, nuanced performances...but also suffers from a lot
of obvious, even cartoony scenes. It's trying so hard to be so many things
-- a thriller, a character drama, a polittical back room drama, and a pedagogical
exercise -- that it can lose focus at times. Starts out well, meanders
at bit, then gets better in the second half as (ironically) it becomes
more about the conference and back room deals. It wears its politics on
its sleeve, and isn't going to win any fans on the political right (despite
trying to give some voice to the climate change deniers' views -- and Whitford,
as a sinister oil lobbyist, is given more dimension than just a straight
black hat). Ultimately, okay...but so good in so many ways that the whole
should've been better. Four hours. sc: Simon Beaufoy. dir: Omar Madha.
- sexual content.-
THE BURNING SEASON *
1/2 setting: CDN./other
(1993) Akesh Gill, Ayub Khan Din, Om Puri, Uttara
Baokar, HabibTanvir .....Trapped in a loveless marriage and stifled
by her ultra-traditionalist in-laws, an Indo-Canadian woman (Gill) flees
with her daughter to rural India to be with her wealthy lover. Pretty bad
drama has a thin script and even less characterization, with direction
and performances that never get inside the heads of the characters. sc:
Harvey Crossland with Annette Cohen. dir: Harvey Crossland. 89 min.
BUSH PILOT
* * setting: Ont.
(1947) Rochelle Hudson, Jack LaRue, Austin Willis,
Frank Perry, Eric Clavering......Story of a bush pilot in northern
Ontario (Willis, good in his film debut) and his rivalry with his no good
brother (La Rue), another bush pilot, and their vieing for a local school
teacher's affections (Hudson). The synopsis probably sounds better than
it is. This recently restored black and white talkie (perhaps one of the
first English language theatrical sound releases in Canada) seems to borrow
its ideas from other films, without understanding how they go together.
"Big" scenes crop up that have little dramatic resonance because there
was no groundwork laid for them. Episodic and low-budget, but not without
its moments. Hudson and Jack La Rue were imported from Hollywood, setting
a pattern that would be with us to this day. Legendary Canadian radio actor
John Drainie is listed as "dialogue director". sc: W. Scott Darling, with
Gordon Burwash. dir: Sterling Campbell. 60 min.
BUSTED UP
* 1/2
(1986) Irene Cara, Paul Coufus, Stan Shaw, Tony Rosato,
Frank Pellegrino, Gordon Judges, John Dee.....Bare-fisted boxer and
gym owner (Coufos) agrees to a winner-takes-all fight when a local thug
(Rosato) starts "aggressively" buying up the neighbourhood. Top-billed
American singer/actress Cara has a relatively small part as the hero's
ex-wife, a lounge-singer (which provides excuses for musical interludes).
Gritty, low-budget drama trods ground that's been done before, and better.
Awkwardly structured. Shaw (another import) stands out as the hero's partner.
sc: Damian Lee. dir: Conrad E. Palmisano. - violence.- 95 min.
BUSTER'S BEDROOM
* 1/2 setting: USA.
(1991) (/German/Portugese) Amanda Ooms, Donald Sutherland,
Geraldine Chaplin, Valentine Cortese, David Warrilow, Taylor Mead, Ari
Snyder, Martin Wuttke, Nina Franoszek, Lena Lessing.....Young woman
(Ooms), fascinated by American movie star Buster Keaton, visits a U.S.
sanitorium where he once stayed and encounters the patients (headed by
Sutherland) who've taken over. Slow-moving, atmospheric comedy's eccentricity
seems forced rather than whimsical. British-Swedish actress Ooms is appealing
(as always) but too many long shots often relegate the actors to being
props rather than characters. And why is it that a film drawing on so many
cultures still finds itself being about the U.S.? sc: Rebecca Horn, Martin
Mosebach. dir: Rebecca Horn. - partial female nudity.- 105 min.
BUTTERBOX BABIES *
* 1/2 setting: N.S.
(1995) Susan Clark, Michael Riley, Peter MacNeill,
Catherine Fitch, Cedric Smith, Nicholas Campbell, Shannon Lawson, Chris
Wiggins, Stephanie Morgenstern.....Fictionalized true story of Lila
and William Young (Clark and MacNeill) who ran a maturnity home for unwed
mothers in the '30s and '40s and their increasingly unethical and reprehensible
activities. Riley plays the social worker trying to shut them down. Yet
one more shocking-true-story dramatized in the name of ratings. This one
is slickly put together, and Clark and MacNeill are particularly good,
but the characters remain ambiguous, the movie largely dispassionate, and
the "good guys" (even Riley) no more likeable than the "bad". Received
Gemini Awards for Best Movie/Mini-Series and Supporting Actress (Fitch).
sc: Raymond Storey (from the book by Bette L. Cahill). dir: Don McBrearty.
92 min.
BUYING TIME *
*
(1989) Jeff Schultz, Page Fletcher, Laura Cruikshank,
Leslie Toth, Dean Stockwell, Wayne Robson, Michael Rudder, Tony de Santis.....After
getting into trouble with the law, a city man (Schultz) is persuaded to
act as an undercover agent to bring down a small town gangster (Fletcher)
who had a friend of his killed. Suspense-drama is refreshingly unpretentious,
with nice performances from Schultz, Fletcher and imported Stockwell (as
a cop) but after a decent opening, the movie slows down without enough
twists or turns to sustain itself. Still, not terrible. But why would cops
bother to enlist the aid of a civilian who would be a stranger in town,
have no expertise relevant to the case, and no "in" to get close to the
baddie? The Gabouries needed to rethink their premise. sc: Mitchell Gabourie,
Richard Gabourie. dir: Mitchell Gabourie. - violence, sexual content, partial
female nudity.- 94 min.
BY DESIGN
* 1/2
(1981) Patty Duke Astin, Sara Botsford, Saul Rubinek,
Sonia Zuamer, Mina E. Mina, Alan Duruisseau.....Lesbian fashion designers
(American Astin and Canadian Botsford) eventually decide they'd
like to have a child, but when adoption proves not an option, consider
persuading their photographer (Rubinek) to act as a stud. Disappointingly
bad comedy-drama suffers from a low-budget, an awkward delivery (comic
scenes are played too straight, serious scenes played too comic), too many
interminable scenes, and a story that isn't sure how to fill up the running
time. There are some decent ideas (the cute idea of the phone call during
the, um, insemination) and Botsford (in one of her first major roles) and
especially Rubinek are good -- the latter impressive given how erratically
his character is written. It's also a movie that hasn't aged well (assuming
it worked at all when it was first made), from the oddity of a "progressive"
movie about lesbianism...where all the intimate scenes are heterosexual,
to the appalling idea of a predatory sexual harasser who is, apparently,
supposed to be a loveable guy. Look for Joe Flaherty as a guy in
a waiting room, and look real, real fast for later TV personality Ralph
Benmergui as a guy dressing a mannequin. sc: Joe Wiesenfeld, Claude
Jutra, David Eames. dir: Claude Jutra. - sexual content; partial female
and male nudity.- 92 min.
BY WAY OF THE STARS (TVMS)
*
* 1/2 setting: other/USA./CDN.
(1992) (/German) Zachary Bennett, Gema Zamprogna,
Hannes Jaenicke, Christian Kohlund, Dietmar Schonherr, Dominique Sanda,
Jan Rubes, Tantoo Cardinal, Albert Millaire, Michael Mahonen.....Prussian
peasant boy and a Baron's daughter (Bennett and Zamprogna) in the 1800s
travel to North America in search of his falsely-accused fugitive father...while
being pursued by the real villain. Uneven youth-aimed adventure starts
out drily, hits its stride in the middle with colourful characters and
fast-pacing, then deteriorates in a choppy, confusing final episode. Stand-out
supporting performances include Kohlund (as the father), Cardinal and Millaire.
Still, more lively than most of producer Kevin Sullivan's works. The German
version contains an extra two-hours. The Canadian version runs 4 hours.
sc: Marlene Matthews (from the novel
The Long Journey of Lukas B by
Willi Fahrmann). dir: Allan King. - violence.-
BYE BYE BLUES *
* setting: Alt./other
(1989) Rebecca Jenkins, Luke Reilly, Stuart Margolin,
Wayne Robson, Robyn Stevan, Kate Reid, Michael Ontkean.....After her
husband is sent off to W.W. II, a mother (Jenkins) returns from India to
her prairie home and, to make ends meet, joins a local bar band. Amusing,
but unfocused and lack-luster comedy-drama has lots of ideas and ends up
not doing justice to any of them. Characterization is weak, the music short-changed
and the ending ineffective. Reilly shines. Won three Genies including Best
Actress (Jenkins), Supporting Actress (Stevan) and Song. sc./dir: Anne
Wheeler. - brief female nudity.- 117 min.
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